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Joke of the Day
"How did Harry Potter cross the road? Walking Jk rolling"
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"A Disney joke not for the kids ""How many thingamabobs does Ariel have?"" 20? ""Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."""
"I see wed people."
"So I went to the doctor's office today. He tells me I need to stop masturbating. I ask him why, is my heart to weak, or something? He says ""no, im trying to examine you.."
"What does a Mexican magician use? A magic Juan"
"What do you call a girl on the grill? Patty"
"Actually, the past tense is 'hanged' as in 'he hanged himself'. Sorry about your dad, though"
"Subway is definitely the healthiest fast food available because they make you get out of the car."
"Did you hear about Dictionary: The Musical? It's a play on words..."
"Figured this is an appropriate time to tell this. What is an Undertaker's favorite element? Barium."