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Joke of the Day
"So I'm going down on this homeless woman. And then she wakes up!"
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"There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who know binary, those who don't, and.. those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke."
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"What Kind of Pee Comes Out Your Butt? Poo Pee."
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"I made a bold statement by not buying two night-stands for my bedroom. I'm a one night stand kind of man."
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