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Joke of the Day
"What's a snakes favourite dance ? Snake rattle & roll !"
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"Telling my daughter garlic is good for you. Good immune system and keeps pests away.Ticks, mosquitos, vampires... men."
"What sex act did the mobster offer his boss? A goodfellatio"
"Cheating is one of the worst things a person can do. But that is not the worst part. The worst part is that I just found out all my current partners are doing it!"
"I need a guy who's cute charming smells good smells really good like cinnamon and sugar and flaky crust and actually I just need some pie"
"An upvote is like a minute of sex. I'd like 1000, but I can only muster 5."
"I was watching tv with my mom & she was amazed a blind guy didn't care his son was missing & I was like outta sight outta mind am I right"
"Big sale in the perfume department ... it's all 50 per scent off."
"Some say I'm condescending It means I talk down to people."
"What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson? One of them got shot for touching a kid."