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Joke of the Day
"I just slipped on a banana skin. I look ridiculous in it."
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"Whats the differance between a terrorist and a yiddish mama? You can negotiate with terrorists"
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"From a Christmas Cracker: What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper? Ruff"
"*voluntarily spends hours on the internet daily* neato *friend sends 5-min video to watch* do i look like im made of free time or something"
"If your name is Sullivan, you've got a good name, but if you go by your nickname you've Sully'd your good name"
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"Hey did you hear about the fire at the circuis? It was in'tents'"
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"Some Days you're the dog and some days the hydrant."