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Joke of the Day

"Greeks are not impressed with an international bailout scheme Declaring it to be a Mickey Moussaka plan."

"As a man, I bleed once a month too. When I floss."

"I got gas today for $1.09! Too bad it was from Taco Bell."

"I just noticed ""Glue sticks"" is a name for some stationery but also just a fact."

"I yelled ""shotgun"", long before anyone else, but I still got to sit in the backseat. I hate cops."

"Scientists recently developed a weapon that directly targets the Higgs Boson It's classified as a weapon of mass destruction."

"I texted her ""Thankin bout ur butt"" I don't know how much more romantic you can be"

"My goal weight is to stop hearing 'you have a great personality'"

"Yes, curling is silly and basically janitorial work, but that guy's gonna have a gold medal, and all you'll have is your joke about curling."

"I used to have a job crushing cans. It was soda pressing."