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Joke of the Day

"I'm leaving my job at the ship yard to be a contestant on The Apprentice. I don't know a lot about the world of business, but I'm good at making sails."

"What's the difference.... Between eating pussy and driving in the fog? When you're driving in the fog you can't see the asshole in front of you"

"I went on a boat trip around Paris, ...it was in-seine!"

"Thank you for teaching me the meaning of the word ""much."" It means a lot."

"Where do poor meatballs live? The spaghetto."

"I lost my mood ring... And I'm not sure how I should feel about it."

"They say that when you find a spider in Australia... you hear boss battle music."

"What looks better... than roses your piano? Tulips on your organ."

"I think back to all the times I've masturbated up until now... ...its just nice to know how far I've cum."

"I like my coffee like I like my women Ground up and in the freezer."