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Joke of the Day

"My Girlfriend My girlfriend is an epidimiologist and I'm a stand-up comedian so that means I have a lot of chores I have to go do. Later."

"Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way :("

"What is Whitney houstons favorite type of coordination? HAAAANNNNNND EEEEYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEE"

"Did you hear about the Mathematicians Gentleman's Club? They were famous for their signature dance: the Mobius Strip"

"I bought a lottery ticket the other day. I didn't win anything. I've come to the conclusion that the lottery is a bunch of balls."

"I just bought a new computer... When i turned it on, instead of saying ""Welcome"", it said "" Hello"". It's a Dell."

"Knock Knock -Who's there? -Interrupting cow with an identity crisis. -Interrupting cow w- -WOOF! WOOF!"

"Did you hear Adrian Peterson is trying out for the MLB? Apparently he's one hell of a switch hitter."

"Why are black people good at basketball? Because they can run, shoot and steal at the same time."

"Which street fighter is the least amicable? The ryudest one!!"