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Joke of the Day

"What did one egg cell say to the other? I'm not ovary fond of you"

"My doctor put me on a strict vegan diet, but every Monday I'm allowed a cheat day So I nip out and fuck his wife."

"Knock, Knock Smell mop."

"Got bad news today. Doctor says I have Nimitz Disease. But don't worry. I'm just a carrier."

"What is a mexican's favorite sport event? Cross country"

"What do you call imitation Vietnamese noodle soup? Faux."

"What is a vegetable's favorite martial art? He can't do martial art because he is paralyzed tip to toe."

"[handing out condoms to trick or treaters] give these to your parents, I don't want more of you coming back next year"

"*rubs magic lamp*rubs harder and faster*genie semen sprays everywhere*"

"What do you call two Mexicans playing soccer? Juan on Juan."