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Joke of the Day
"What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates? Mom & Dad"
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"I got a sweater for xmas.... I was hoping for a screamer or a moaner."
"If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday how does he do it? The horse's name is Friday!"
"Why Bell laboratories has so many Nobel Laureates? Because the **Nobel** awarding committee cannot say **No** to **Bel** labs."
"""Girls love illegible texts at 3:00am. Trust me."" -Alcohol"
"I asked my redneck friend what he thought of the Trans-Pacific Partnership He said that as long as they don't marry, then he's okay with it."
"Two aquatic mammals just broke up. They wanted to sea otter people."
"My body is like a Greek statue. Even if the staff at the museum don't think so."
"Forget Washington, Lincoln, JFK. Trump Is Simply Going To Be The Best President To Have Come in A Melania."
"""How's Mason doing?"" Ugh, he's going through this emu kid phase. ""Don't you mean emo kid?"" *boy covered in feathers runs past* I wish."