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Joke of the Day

"[car dealership] ""it's just like walking, except now you have to move your mass AND this 2,000lb vehicle."" fred flintstone: i'll take it!"

"What do you call a Chinese rapist? Peking Dick"

"Buy a ""World's Greatest Boss"" mug and drink out of it in front of your boss."

"50% of mariachi bands end in divorciachi."

"What does a perverted frog say ? Rubbit"

"I was reading a book on antigravity. I couldn't put it down."

"thinking about eating a lot of candy. which i have obtained legaly, through the trick or treat system, for many years"

"My best dating advice is to wait after you have two kids and a house before you tell her you speak elvish."

"Why did the ghost cross the road? To get to the... *other side.*"

"Claustrophobic people are interesting Because they always try to think outside of the box."