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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard the joke about the jump rope? You can skip it."
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"A Toledo man was admitted to the city hospital last night with severe burns after dunking for French fries at a Halloween party."
"I'm basically only good at three things: 1. Programming 2. Counting"
"If you want me to save a horse and ride a cowboy, you better spare a tree and eat a beaver."
"when I see a Facebook relationship status 'it's complicated' I imagine love through wormholes over tens of thousands of years, alien biology"
"Why couldn't Batman go to the movie? Because it was rated ""PG"""
"Princess Diana had dandruff. Cops found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment."
"How are children like cellphones? If you've lost one and haven't found it in a couple days, chances are it's probably dead."
"When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?' is unwise, apparently."
"What did Tom Riddle's calculator tell Harry Potter? 8008132"