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Joke of the Day

"Government officials have released a report including satellite images of secret ISIS training facilities Iocated in Italy That's right.....Italian ISIS"

"*Wife sends me a link* *I click on link* *Buy whatever's at the link* *wait for delivery* ~Christmas shopping for my wife"

"What Does a Duck Smoke? ( _)>- **Quack** (_)"

"What did the carpenters call their brass quartet? The Tuba Four"

"My 8 year old brother just asked me if I had a hole in my sock. Me: Of course not Him: Then how do you put your foot inside?"

"What do you call the mushy red stuff between shark teeth? Slow swimmers"

"What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car? A *range rover*!"

"What's blue, and smells like red paint? Blue paint"

"Why did the sun wear sunglasses? To protect himself from UV Rays"

"I was thinking of telling you guys a gay joke. Butt fuck it..."