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Joke of the Day
"Today I watched a donkey look both ways before crossing the street... ... he was a smart ass."
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"How did the Muslim find the goat in the field? Very Satisfying."
"A friend of mine told me he gets terrible stage fright... ...I thought he was taking the piss but he really wasn't."
"My greatest contribution to most situations is just not making it worse."
"Ay gurl, are you a beaver. 'cause dam."
"(Hot babe to me) your brooding drives me wild, what's going on inside your head (Me, thinking about a panini) I don't want to talk about it"
"How is God just like a regular man? If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers."
"The Man-whisperer. My dog at 6am."
"A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff badum tss"
"I am a Chinese, and this is what I think about Chinese joke: Hao funny. (Hao means """", which can mean yes, good or very)"