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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump For President! That was the joke"

"I like turntablism. Some of the samples really speak to me."

"These Jared from Subway jokes are so tired Bill Cosby started using them to knock out his victims"

"There are 10 Types of People in the World... Those that understand binary...and those that don't."

"What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? Alive..."

"Exaggerations went up by a million percent last year."

"Q: What do you call 3 blondes a chimp and another blonde standing on a street corner? A: 4 f*cks 4 f*cks 4 f*cks not for a zillion f*cks 4 f*cks!"

"What does a good joke and a man who's dropped his last Viagra down the drain have in common? A missed erection."

"What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A Milk Dud."

"Friend: I want a baby. Me: Remember when your neighbor was practicing the clarinet at 1AM? It's like that, but you can't call the cops."