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Joke of the Day
"How do you kill a black widow? You take away her food stamps."
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"911 what is your emergency? Me: ""My 6 year old hasn't stopped talking since he got home"" 911: ""stay calm ma.. Me: MY EARS ARE BLEEDING"
"Why did the lights go out? Because they liked each other."
"Did you hear about Prince? Well I mean the artist formerly known as Prince."
"What do you call Neil deGrasse Tyson pouring champagne all over his naked chest? An astro-fizzy-tits"
"George bush got stuck in concrete. That sets a bad precedent."
"Mom: ""Why are you always on your phone? What's so great about the internet?"" Me: It doesn't constantly ask me questions"
"Why is UPS so great? They always deliver!"
"A man and a boy walk into the woods together at night Boy: ""It's dark and scary in here"" Man: ""How do you think I feel? I have to walk home alone"""
"What does a Gorilla learn first in school? The Apey-cees!"