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Joke of the Day

"I like to ask the waiter, ""What do you recommend?"" then stare at him angrily while I order something completely different."

"Where does Daredevil sign contracts? On the dotted line. *Revised from an earlier attempt."

"Italian wedding invitation , 2 D wedding Rosa Mr ."

"A man's bread shop burnt down Now his business is toast."

"Unix is so disorganized There's a cat in the man pages."

"What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race? A cab."

"Q. Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested? R. Charged With Battery!"

"My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person So I can get a better girlfriend."

"Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue? Fo' chisel."

"Apparently The Hulk's blind date went well. I asked him about it today and he just said ""Hulk Smash."""