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Joke of the Day
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"What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you racist bastard."
"Doctor: ""You have a blockage in your small & large intestine"" Barista: ... Barista: ... Doctor: *Sigh* ""Ok, Tall & Venti intestine."""
"Orange Julius is the third best thing to happen to oranges behind mimosas and the ""orange you glad I didn't say banana"" knock knock joke"
"Knock Knock Who's there ... Fuck You"
"What is the last thing the host of an orgy says to his guests? Thank you for coming!"
"I was going to make a joke about thailand... But Phuket."
"I'm so broke... I gotta jerk off the dog to feed the cat"
"What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch? An ingestigation"