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Joke of the Day

"An ESL student accidentally bought a middle Engish dictionary... ...and hath furnished many a quipster and baffoon with merriment and jocularity"

"""Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?"""

"There has been a bomb explode in Scandanavia? There's Norway i would sink Oslo as to think of a joke for that."

"I would never cheat on my partner. Because that would require two people to find me attractive."

"A kick in the balls is above 9000 del (units) of pain which is similar to giving birth to 160 kids and breaking up to 3200 bones at a time."

"Next time someone says ""Your Mom"" ""Let's get off moms, cause I just got off yours."""

"Knock Knock -Who's there? Come in. -Come in who? ( )"

"Jumping on a trampoline naked is an awesome way to see the past, present and future of your body."

"Have you seen the new recycling center around here? No? But you're already in /r/jokes"

"Date etiquette: The smaller fork is a salad fork. Use the larger fork to eat the salad fork."