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"How do you circumsize an Alabama man? Kick his sister in the chin."
"If I stop my car so you can walk across the street, I better see some hustle out of you! Knees to chest damnit! KNEES TO CHEST"
"A Man Walks Into A Bra... Dyslexia's a bitch, ain't it."
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