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Joke of the Day

"I'm at my most ""penguin"", when I'm walking to get more toilet paper with my shorts around my ankles."

"""Sushi"" is Japanese for ""take a picture of this, white girls."""

"Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: Trying to hold on to a thought."

"The invention of the wheel was revolutionary. The lightbulb was a brilliant idea, and the rocket's invention is simply out of this world."

"TV sitcom idea: Wacky copy editor who yells ""nailed it!"" even when he didn't, also he's alone as mankind was obliterated by a viral pandemic"

"My friend just landed a boob job the perks are great"

"What's the difference between French women and an NHL hocky team? The hockey team showers after 3 periods."

"My friend likes puns so I came up with ten of them to try and make him laugh... ...but no pun in ten did."

"What do you call a group of armpit farters? A pit orchestra. Bonus: [World Record for Armpit Farts in 15s](https://recordsetter.com/world-record/most-armpit-farts-15-seconds/9602)"

"""Wow, cell phones are getting ridiculously big."" ""That's a smart car."""