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Joke of the Day
"A joke about 'The Interview' Nobody fucking cares."
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"Egypt needs a new president. I need a summer job. This could be perfect."
"Q: What's the difference between a jeweler and a jailer? A: One sells watches and the other watches cells."
"Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break... It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!"
"What's a cannibal's favourite type of food? Finger food!"
"A little boy asks his Dad a question A little boy says, Dad, I've heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her.' Son,' says the dad. That happens everywhere.'"
"Did you hear about the Barcelona football star who got busted for tax evasion? They said his tax returns were Messi."
"Family: come play dodgeball Me: nah Fam: oh come on Me: no thanks Fam: JUST PLAY Me: *nails 6 year old in the face*"
"I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me to help check her balance....... so I pushed her over."
"My friend came up to me He said, ""Can you ever remember a time where you removed a wig?"" I said, ""Not off the top of my head."""