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Joke of the Day
"Ireland is beautiful Too bad Irish people live there"
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"What's big and long that a Polish girl gets on her wedding night? A new last name"
"Have you heard about the Rwandan massacre? They don't know Hutu blame."
"What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy? For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name.."
"Before I tell my wife something important, I take both her hands in mine. That way she can't hit me with them."
"Coworker sneezed, and said ""Oh my. I don't know where that came from."" I'm no Scientist, but I'm pretty sure it came from her nose."
"When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF? When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice."
"Best Depiction of a Dystopian Past or Future Full of Really Attractive People #NewOscarCategories"
"""Mommy, why do I have black skin and you have white skin?"" ""Honey, when I think back to that night, you're lucky you don't bark."""
"[the cops release the cadaver sniffing dogs into my living room for the third time this week] ME: *pauses netflix* I told you I'm not dead!"