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Joke of the Day
"How to live forever? Hire a project manager to plan your death."
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"got bored and went to Home Depot wearing an orange apron to see how good i am at making up answers to peoples home repair questions"
"Jewish dietary law... Pork and shellfish may be eaten only in a good Chinese restaurant."
"One thing my dogs and I have in common is that we never want me to go to work."
"A short philosophy joke... Rene Descartes is walking around a party when somebody asks him if he'd like something to drink. Descartes answers, ""I think not"" and promptly vanishes."
"What's a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? COMET"
"""And the Lord said unto John......."
"What's a storm trooper's favorite pollster? Pew! Pew! Pew!"
"[Crime scene] Detective: the victim was high af when he died.. you could say it was *takes off sunglasses* D: blunt force trauma"
"You mail one pig fetus with a note saying ""I'm oinkers for you!"" attached, and suddenly you're 'psycho'. Whatever."