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Joke of the Day

"Relax. If you didn't want me knocking it over, why the hell did you write ""tip jar"" on it? Just for that, I'm taking my 15 cents back."

"Getting shit done. Was my response when my boss ask me what I'm doing. And now I'm sitting outside of H.R."

"I asked my wife if she was up for a game of rape She said no I said that's the spirit"

"Who was the blind horse jealous of? The seahorse."

"Hostage jokes aren't funny... Unless you execute them well."

"What do you call a female peacock? A peacunt!"

"Capture the viva la Flag I will try to upload one each day. Just look for johnfromnorway https://i.imgur.com/j1poxyK.jpg"

"What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros? A cow can't be milked for over 30 years"

"I asked a new zealander how many sexual partners he has had. He fell asleep counting."

"Christmas these days is a lot like having sex The build up is great but when it finally comes, I regret spending all that money."