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Joke of the Day

"Having dinner with my phone and some people."

"Why did the gamer start working out? He wanted to finally get respecced."

"women secrets? Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets. They do so within groups of 40."

"[eulogy] ""Before we get started I'd like to ask Jenny, Dawn, Rachel, the deceased's 2 sons and the entire front row to put down your phones"""

"how many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb? Are you kidding? That's a hardware problem!"

"A marijuana plantation was set on fire witnesses claim a dragon is responsible."

"My friend died of autoerotic asphyxiation... The story is a real tearjerker."

"Q: Why are cows always broke? A: The farmers milk them dry."

"What do you call a low income part of a town or city that is comprised mostly of pasta? The ""Speghetto""."

"if darth vader hadn't gotten a job working for palpatine, what would have been his backup plan? anakin dogwalker"