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Joke of the Day

"Walked in on my Dad chopping up Onions and I started to cry Onions was a good dog.."

"What's the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is using a feather, kinky is using the whole chicken."

"I feel like putting on a shirt with a huge dot and going trick or treating the day after Halloween to scare people. Cause then I'd be a late period."

"I thought ""asbestos"" was Spanish for ""best ass."""

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Likalotopus"

"When's the worst time to eat candy? When she's on her period."

"Yo momma so fat, when she blushes People mistake her for the Blood Moon"

"Nothing is worse than having jock itch. ESPECIALLY within 100 ft of a school or playground."

"I couldn't believe it when my wife said she was leaving me because I'm obsessed with The Monkees... Then I saw her face"

"No toilet paper. My training kicks in. I barrel roll under the stall & onto the lap of the person in the next stall. I did not plan for this"