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Joke of the Day
"Instagram's down? What am I supposed to with my food, eat it?"
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"I took a picture of the fog with my new iPhone 7.... iMist"
"Someone told me my clothes were gay. I said, ""Yeah, they've just come out of the closet."""
"What is yellow and incapable of swimming? An excavator."
"How do you make an eggroll? You push it."
"I was so excited. Thought I found an M&M at the bottom of my purse. It was only an earbud. I ate it anyway."
"what's big, black and looks good on a lawyer's neck? a doberman"
"What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man? Leave the plunger in the toilet"
"*walks into confessional, closes door and sits down* Me: Alright. Look alive over there, Father, I've had a pretty wild week..."
"what is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? snowballs..."