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Joke of the Day
"Tangled earbuds are the new rubik's cube."
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"What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events? A topical rainforest."
"My money box is empty... No change there."
"""Knock knock."" ""Who's there?"" ""Doorbell repairman."""
"Avocado: not ripe Avocado: not ripe Avocado: not ripe Avocado: I'M RIPE NOW Avocado: okay you were in the bathroom so I rotted"
"STATUS: Using the flashlight on my phone to look for the keys that are in my hand so I can open my car cuz I think I left my phone in there."
"America is there land of opportunity, where if you work hard enough, you can make the business owners rich."
"What goes cackle cackle boom? A witch in a minefield."
"If ""six degrees"" is true, somebody tell somebody to tell somebody to tell somebody to tell somebody to tell Scarlett Johansson I said ""Hi."""
"How do Eskimos make things stick together? Igloo"