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Joke of the Day
"I have benefits if anybody needs a friend."
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"Me: What's with the look? Hub: How would you like a full-service massage? Me: I would, but will you and the kids be okay while I'm gone?"
"What's a tongue twister? When your tang gets all tongueled up."
"What's a weeaboo's favorite religion Animism"
"Did you hear about the chronic binger who was allergic to his food? He bit off more than he *katchoo!*"
"Ladies, if you get in an argument with a guy and you have no chance of winning, start playing with your boobs. Trust me on this one."
"lucifer: let's give them free will and see how they choose God: nice lol I'm gunna steal your idea and send you to hell lucifer: what?"
"U ever squeeze out a turd so big that it feels like u traveled through time once it's out? anyway forgive me father for i have sinned"
"I had to fire my receptionist today. There was just no connection."
"A teacher asks her class what noise a pig makes... Lil Tyrone raises his hand and says ""Freeze mothafucka!"" I guess there aren't any farms in Detroit."