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Joke of the Day
"I enjoy quaint, old-fashioned customs like being nice to people."
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"Did you hear about the wooden car? Wooden move"
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"A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket. ""Some asshole's got my pen"""
"What's Terrance Howard's favorite Radiohead song? ""(1 x 1 = 2) + 2 = 5"""
"A mountain was next to another mountain.. An earthquake happens and one of the mountains say.. ""It wasn't my fault!"" credit to my awesome science teacher"
"The NYPD only does no-knock jokes."
"What if Harambe was shot by a time traveler trying to prevent Planet of the Apes"
"What gun do you use to hunt a moose? A moosecut!"