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Joke of the Day

"Ever try spreading really cold butter on toast? I'm like the human version of that."

"Reddit right now http://imgur.com/hcmqCjU"

"What did Death say when his furniture was repossessed? There will be reapercushions."

"Ambitious workaholics in Taiwan typically have a Taipei personality."

"What do you call a war between two cannibal tribes? A food fight."

"Whats the difference between Yoghurt and the USA? Yoghurt has a culture."

"I am thinking about pursuing a job as a crowd estimator I wonder how many people are in that field"

"Yet another Yo Mama joke Yo mama so dumb she thought ""Ping Pong Balls"" was a Chinese STD."

"My 16yo daughters boyfriend struggled with a capri sun for the last 10 minutes. I think it's ok to leave her alone with him."

"The Idiot Named Jay Well Story Is My Friend Was Playing A Game And He Asked Me All Day Where A PLACE WAS and turns out its written in his Quest Book!"