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Joke of the Day

"Stupid science joke Calcium Carbonate gets into an argument with his friend, electron. ""Why do you always have to be so negative?"" ""Shut up, you're just basic!"""

"I find my confidence always goes up after some basic carpentry... ...I'm pretty proud of myshelf"

"I think it's pretty cool how the Chinese made a language... ...entirely out of tattoos."

"Most companies try to make new cutting edge technologies... Samsung goes for the burning strategy"

"'I want to see other kids.' ~Me, parenting."

"I know you've been here. I can smell you, still taste you on my lips. I crave more, but it's over now. Also, you're a donut. And I ate you."

"What do you call a trip to Spain gone horribly wrong? A Spain in the ass."

"Pregnancy is like a black ops mission They're both expensive to abort."

"How many communists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right."

"Teacher : Tommy you try my patience ! Tommy: No teacher you had better try mine. There's more of it !"