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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear Han Solo will be running next years London Marathon? He says he reckons he'll be able to finish in less than 26 miles"

"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Elifino!"

"Why does Santa have such a big sack? He only ""comes"" once a year"

"Quasimodo walks into a pub Goes up to the bar and asks for a scotch whiskey. Barman asks ""bells alright?"" Quasimodo snaps ""mind your own fucking business"""

"Just saw a Christmas tree drive by with a Smart Car strapped to the bottom of it."

"A Man Walks Into a Bar... Its sad how is alcohol dependency is destroying his family"

"Did you hear that the king of the jungle fell into a deep, deep sleep? He's a lion in a coma."

"It's 2014 and somehow we still don't have a car mirror that can make objects appear exactly as far away as they are."

"What do you call an Italian man with a rubber toe Roberto"

"Kim Kardashin flour bombing incident Police called off the search for the person who flower bombed Kim Kardashin. They learned it was just Lindsey Lohan sneezing"