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Joke of the Day
"There was a kidnapping at my school today... It's okay guys, he woke up."
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"Turtles think tortoises are pretentious as hell."
"I poked my eye out .("
"I'm surprised Microsoft didn't resurrect Bing Crosby to counter Google's ad."
"Transgender people are the key, to finally finding out... ... Which is worse, manflu or childbirth?"
"I met a girl last night at a bar... She said she wanted the night to be magical... So i fucked her and disappeared."
"A man finishes a tube of chapstick... ...just kidding."
"There is a fine line between public and pubic"
"*gets email* -Do you want to chat with hot nineteen-year olds in your area?- *responds* ""Can any of them help me with this iTunes update?"""
"Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog... You know more about it, but now the frog is dead."