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Joke of the Day

"What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub? Throw in a load of laundry."

"After a shortcut through the ghetto, I see what the hood rats like to drive... Housing prices down."

"My crush's ex-boyfriend was into wearing diapers I asked her best friend what she likes in a guy. She said, ""Depends..."""

"It's probably not relevant at all that the big tough republicans always seem to be the most terrified of everything."

"Mario & Luigi Mario :- Ey Luigi , whats this funny ol' image called. Luigi:- It a Meme , Mario"

"*pulls home cooked meal out of oven* *family awkwardly stares at me* Yup, this is definitely not my house."

"How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb? The lightbulb works fine..."

"Toy Story 5: Jason Statham must deliver the last iPad to Uganda, in a prius, and he has to drift the entire trip or the car will explode"

"I'm starting an A Capella group with five other ill tempered pedophiles. We're called Six Dicks in A Minor."

"Every atom in your body is born in a star, traveled millions of light years, & through an amazing process became you. & you watch Teen Mom."