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Joke of the Day

"Why don't old women ever have sex? ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?"

"How many Dave Matthews fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? There are Dave Matthews fans?"

"A fun thing to do is sit on the couch with black buttons over your eyes while your kids watch Coraline, then wait for them to notice."

"There was once a starving homeless man near Pyongyang... This joke has been removed. Food and shelter are plentiful in North Korea. To desire more is greed."

"The Milli Vanilli Tour has been cancelled... They blamed it on the rain"

"It's strange when I see a deer out in nature because I always assumed their natural habitat was right in front of my car on the highway."

"Jesus walks into a hotel Lays a handful of nails on the counter and asks the attenant ""Can you put me up for the night?"""

"It's Women's History Month.. I wonder if Chris Brown is going to hit on the subject."

"1.How does a elephant hide in the jungle? 2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle? 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples."

"When I go to a business that offers hand sanitizer by the cash register, I spit in it and say, ""If it works, that shouldn't be a problem."""