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Joke of the Day
"Why don't old women ever have sex? ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?"
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"What do they call Snoop Dogg in Asia? Snoop Dinner"
"The mathematician worked from home, Because he only functioned in his domain."
"Two parrots were sitting on a perch. One said to the other, ""It smells fishy around here."""
"Damn you autocorrect for making me look like an idiom. Always trying to make a tool out of me."
"What do you call an angry toilet? Pissed off"
"How are getting popular in high school and getting a college woman pregnant similar? Step one: penetrate the student body."
"Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than to improving their minds? Because most men are stupid but few are blind."
"My son donates his hair to charity & people are all, ""Sweet."" I donate the people in my basement's & people are all, ""We have a warrant!"""
"What do you call a Muslim who is notoriously late for everything? 9/12"