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Joke of the Day
"You hear about all of these refugees? Sounds like a Syria's problem."
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"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a plane crash, who survives? No one, the was a major gas leak, and someone lit a match, and the plane exploded, killing everyone inside."
"Why are the majority of school shooters white? Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team."
"The women at the club tonight are so unapproachable. Getting discouraged. Good thing mom is here to tell everyone what a super guy I am."
"What does the L in Samuel L Jackson stand for? Motherfucker"
"Why are Pirates pirates??? Because they ARRRRR"
"Why didn't the schizo cross the road He was in two minds about it."
"A guys asks his grandpa how come he still calls his wife ""darling"" after being married for over 60 years. the grandpa says : shush it, I forgot her name 30 years ago."
"What gets wet as it dries? Texas after a drought."
"One night stands in hotel rooms just don't do it for me anymore. That's why I always ask for a bed with two night stands."