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Joke of the Day
"You hear about all of these refugees? Sounds like a Syria's problem."
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"Are you the square root of -100? Cause you're the only 10i see."
"Two Irish couples decided to swap partners for the night. After 3 hours of amazing sex, Paddy says ""I wonder how the girls are getting on"""
"If you're at a party and people start chanting your name, you're obligated to do anything they want you to do."
"What do you call Batman after getting beat of by the Joker? Bruiced Wayne."
"I'd like a little pussy... This guy says to a girl he'd been chatting up ""I'd like a little pussy!"" She replied, ""me too...mine's as big as a house!"""
"What do numbers look like when they get divorced? 96"
"""Do NOT wake her up! It took me thirty minutes to get her to shut up and go to sleep."" -Conversation I just had about a damn Furby."
"It's hard to sleep with all the girls knocking on my door at night. I eventually had to let them out."
"What do you call a bird that flies over a baseball stadium? A fowl !"