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Joke of the Day

"Food preferences area curious thing, I realized that I don't like chocolate anymore ... on the day when I noticed that I don't fit anymore into my old apartment."

"My girlfriend said if this get 100 upvotes , we'll try anal. So please don't vote, her strap-on is huge and it really scares me."

"The father of Mike Davidson, what's his full name? David Mikesdaad"

"What did the lower case ""o"" say to the capital ""O""? You whore."

"My stoner neighbors got divorced but it's okay because they got joint custody"

"What subreddit is the same as a recycling machine and will disappoint people [removed] ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Yesididjustcombine2jokes"

"Not to brag, but a news anchor started following me today. She recognizes a disaster when she sees one."

"If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?"

"I'm glad we finally have a strong leader I mean Putin has how many years of experience? The states are in good Russian hands."

"How many portuguese people can fit on a scooter? A Brazilian"