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Joke of the Day

"Pac-Man What should you do before you criticize Pac-Man? WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes."

"Girls always tell me I'm a chick magnet... ...set to repel."

"What's in the middle of girls' legs? Their knee."

"What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? ...Nothing, because he was jewish."

"I haven't showered since last year. It's still 2014, right?"

"They say that American beer is like having sex on a canoe. It's fucking close to water."

"Justin Bieber just compared himself to Kurt Cobain. When Kurt Cobain finds out, he's totally going to kill himself."

"Truthful Tuesday: Sometimes I just say ""Hello"" back because there are too many witnesses around to stab you repeatedly in the face."

"Last year i was miserable and depressed, But this year I've turned it around, I'm depressed and miserable"

"What do you call an angry toilet? Pissed off"