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Joke of the Day
"Some-What strange joke What does a white woman make for dinner? Reservations."
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"The amount of power surging through me after successfully giving a stranger directions can only be described as dangerous"
"Q: What Do You Get From A Pampered Cow? A: Spoiled Milk."
"I bet Islamic women have a hard time tagging their girlfriends on Facebook."
"""we're broke? how is that possible?"" (extremely high pitched voice) no idea ""did you-"" *opens closet & hundreds of helium tanks fall out*"
"The Panther's defense is so impenetrable... That Trump wants Mexico to pay their salary"
"When to leave your girlfriend? When your wife's clothes start to fit her."
"""Who am I?"" she beckoned the stars. Stars: We've gone over this a million times. You are a geisha caveman."
"How did the media find out that princess Diana had dandruff? They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment"
"Don't make me use UPPERCASE."