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Joke of the Day

"Some-What strange joke What does a white woman make for dinner? Reservations."

"what would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if he was a member of Al Qaeda? GET TO THE VIRGINS"

"The older I get, the more I think I owe my parents an apology..."

"What's the difference between Jesus Christ and a picture of Jesus Christ? It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture of Jesus Christ"

"If the Alibaba IPO crashes... Dibs on the term ""Ali-bubble"""

"Just been reading how more people die from choking on sweets' packaging than the sweets themselves. Gums don't kill people, wrappers do."

"America thought about using fat as a currency... ...but there was too much inflation."

"The Lion King has a lot of Simbalism badumtss"

"How much time did you spend on your hair before you took a selfie of your boobs?"

"What does the Pope use to dry his hands? Papal towels."