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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a straight man's mustache and a gay man's mustache? The smell."

"My local Greek restaurant just started serving tacos and burritos.... I tried it earlier today and it turns out it's plain old Greecey Mexican food."

"A city is only really home when you stop being mystified by its public transport system and instead are just constantly angry at it."

"What do women and tornadoes have in common? They both moan like hell when they come and take the house when they leave."

"What do you call an Indian that's been hit by a car? Pindunderjeep"

"What does Tom Cruise have in common with gay porn stars? All their best work is behind them"

"Deer: I have a proposal for you Rabbit: I'm all ears Deer: HAHA I get it, cuz of the whole big ears thing Rabbit: That's pretty hurtful Jeff"

"Why did Heisenberg have a miserable sex life? Because when he found the correct position, he didn't have the momentum, and when he finally found the time, he didn't have the energy."

"Every time you reply to a text from your ex, Taylor Swift completes another album. Don't be an enabler. Drop the phone."

"When God made raccoons he was like do you want to be an old timey burglar or a trash digger. Too slow. You're both now."