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Joke of the Day

"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. But, I still can't figure out how they got in there."

"Bill and Ben are in the bath... Bill says ""flob-a-dob-a-dob!"" Ben says ""you do that again, and I'm getting out..."""

"Here's one you might know... There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright in the middle of the night to find that his dream had come true."

"I like watching horror films hiding behind he sofa That way, my neighbors don't know I'm there Credit to Jim Carr"

"When I have children I'm gonna make them watch the movie ""2012"" and tell them I survived that. #awesome"

"What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college ? Bison."

"JESUS: everyone loves me GABRIEL: wat about judas GOD: o snap JESUS: dad GOD: u've just been... JESUS: dont do this GOD: TOUCHED BY AN ANGEL"

"The most well known activist in the bee community is Bill Cause Bee."

"In my 32 years this is what I've learned about women: 1.) ""No"" means no 2.) ""Maybe"" means no 3.) ""Yes"" means maybe"

"What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person? You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message."