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Joke of the Day
"Where do you see yourself in five years? I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."
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"Optimus Prime signs a contract with the devil He then turns to the autobots. ""Autobots, soul out!"""
"I asked my sister how her blind date went ""Oh it was terrible"" she said, ""He showed up in a 1948 Rolls-Royce."" ""So what's so bad about *that*?"" I asked. Apparently he was the original owner."
"What gives milk and has a horn? A milk tank!"
"Coffee so hot you pretend not to notice it when you're out with your wife."
"What do you call an anorexic Guinea pig? A skinny pig."
"Why do batteries feel lonely? Because they are never included in anything."
"Fastest way to occupy bored kids is to announce we are going to clean Voila Suddenly they all remember plans they've forgotten Ah quiet"
"So Kanye West said he is an intellectual who doesn't read books. Which I get because I am an an athlete that rarely moves."
"If South Carolina is the Game Cocks Their offensive line would be the cock blockers"