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Joke of the Day
"Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid? Because he always uses the force."
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"I asked my co-worker if she liked Adele.. Co-worker: No, I haven't listened to any of her music actually. Me: Oh! Then you must be rolling in the deep!"
"So I heard Donald Trump is running for president again. You guys know that if he wins, we'll all be f****d, right? That's right. Fired. ;)"
"What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach? A tangent"
"I tried a new asian burrito recently, but the green onions kept falling out. Curse those wrap-scallions!"
"Thinking of starting a website that auto-tweets when you j/o. ""I'm the mayor of MY GARAGE on JERKSQUARE."""
"If bars can say no to drunk people why won't McDonalds say no to fat people?"
"So I finally found a girl that swallows... But she's bulimic so it really doesn't count."
"Dear Homework. They might be doing you, But They are always thinking about me. Sincerely FACEBOOK"
"What did the gladiator say when he was surrounded by nearly 100 men? IC"