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Joke of the Day

"Just saw a dude catcall a woman with ""Nice heels, girl"" and his friend slapped him and said ""Those are knock offs, bro"""

"What is bordering stupidity? Canada and Mexico both are."

"I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to take part in a rape fantasy She screamed NO!! I said thats the spirit"

"I call my kettle Jim Carey, because it brews-all-my-tea."

"[interview for waiter position] Manager: ""So how experienced are you at carrying multiple plates?"" Stegosaurus: ""You're kidding me right?"""

"the scientific term for a group of cats gathered together in the wild is ""assholes"""

"I met this amazing girl last night but got off on the wrong foot. She wanted it on her left foot. I can't help that I have horrible aim."

"Don't you hate it when... ....You're giving a handjob to another guy and he turns out to be a gay ass fagot."

"Why did this adhesive strip quit his work? He just couldn't tape it anymore.."

"What do you call a nose with no body? Nobody nose."