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Joke of the Day

"I get out of awkward conversations by pulling a balloon out, making a dog and just say I need to take it for a walk."

"Cat got your tongue? Frog in your throat? Monkey on your back? Butterflies in your stomach? You may be dead in a field."

"People who knock on my front door really need to give up these unrealistic expectations that I'm going to answer"

"I found a wallet today As a good Christian I thought: What would Jesus do? So I turned it to wine"

"HELLO FELLOW HUMAN TEENS I HEARD THE COOLEST PLACE FOR US TEENS TO HANG OUT IS The Colossal Pillar of Wasp Eggs LETS GO DO NOT BRING WEAPONS"

"Scientists say that girls can get cancer just for being virgins. Luckily theres a vaccine for that."

"if you are getting the names Jon and John confused call them by their full names, Jonaldo and Johnaldo"

"What did the Pink Panther say after he sprayed raid on an anthill? *Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.*"

"For sale: The Complete Enlopdiea Brittania Reason: No longer needed. Wife knows everything"

"My Neighbour works in Fashion and was gloating they look at attractive people for a living, so I replied so do I. ... I work in a store that sells mirrors."