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Joke of the Day
"Q: How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one more guys I promise."
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"""Mom? Don't freak out, but I'm in the hospital."" ""Oh my god honey, what happened?"" ""I reposted the same goddamn joke too many times."""
"What's the fastest way to go from 300 pounds to 140? Convert to kilograms."
"A man walked into a bar He was knocked unconscious....."
"bank robber: EVERYONE FREEZE! [everyone freezes] bank robber: [recording everyone] nice! this'll be the best mannequin challenge yet"
"Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out"
"forrest gump (1994): this film gave me very unrealistic expectations of what my life would be like as a huge idiot. 2/10"
"So they're coming out with a new $10 bill featuring a woman. But it's only worth $7.70."
"Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying? Because he thought he was melting."
"PERSONAL TRAINER: so how much do you bench? ME: a fair bit but I usually bed or sofa."