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Joke of the Day

"I live in my parent's basement so I had to dig a deeper basement for my kids to live in. In 20 generations we will reach the Earth's core."

"What is your best North Korea joke?"

"Why did the pillow cross the road? Because it was cooler on the other side."

"What's the difference between a customer and a weatherman? One knows he's not always right."

"Women always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make Then they call me ugly and poor"

"Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's time consuming."

"Press Release: ""Big thank you to Adrian Peterson and Ray Rice"" Sincerely, Tony Stewart's PR Team"

"My crush said we can't be together because he's seeing another woman so I asked him to rub his eyes and check if I still look different."

"MTV canceled Teen Mom, so it's like they had those babies for nothing."

"Whos the coolest guy in hospital? The ultra-sound guy. Who takes over when hes on holiday? The hip-replacement guy"