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Joke of the Day

"If you say ""My Cocaine"" out-loud, you are also saying ""Michael Caine"" in his own voice - MIND OFFICIALLY BLOWN"

"I like my women like I like my vacuum cleaners Cordless and with powerful suction"

"So today my dad called me a ""Smart Alec""... ...but I had to remind him, my name is not and never was Alec."

"How does Lady Gaga like her meat cooked? Raw raw raw raw raw!"

"Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit? Because it keeps the Doctor away!"

"What's the best thing about 21 year olds in bed? There's 21 of them"

"Did you hear about the recent earthquake research? The information is groundbreaking"

"I'm starting to forget how the alphabet goes... ABCDEFGHIJKLMFAO...."

"What kind of whale flies? Pilot whales!"

"No matter how much I try to buy those supermarket conveyor belt dividers... The cashier just keeps putting them back!"