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Joke of the Day

"I used to have a part time job helping a one-armed typist write capital letters It was shift work."

"""There are Nutella stains all over the silverware."" It can't be me. I lick them before I keep them inside."

"Have you ever had ethiopian food? Neither have they"

"Sia's full name is: ""Sia...Wouldntwannabia."""

"I like to stop at the UPS store late at night and leave little notes on their door letting them know I stopped by but they weren't open."

"Get off my lawn. Oh, it's you. Mow the lawn. -My dad"

"Yo mama So fat I can stand on her belly and high five Jesus -Merry Xmas"

"What is green and sits crying in the corner? The incredible Sulk."

"what do you call the offspring of two lesbians? A hermaphrodike"

"I guess you could say Luke Skywalker single-handedly defeated the empire. I told this joke to someone in a dream, and when I woke up I realized it was actually funny."